Being a Vegas virgin, I went with few expectations and little knowledge. After my first trip there this past week, I feel like I%26#39;ve learned so much. So, here are some facts for other newbies.
As soon as your package is booked and cannot be changed, you will receive email offers from every hotel in LV that could have saved you a fortune.
No matter what hotel you stay at, you are bound to see another that you wish you had stayed at.
A pre planned itinerary is useless. There is too much to do and see and you inevitably get sidetracked by something you weren’t aware of , but just have to do.
That $7.99 prime rib dinner special is something that stays with you for a very long time.
There isn’t enough lip balm in the world to keep you from getting chapped lips
Everything is through the casino. No matter what you are looking for in the hotel, it’s always behind the casino. Once you know this, you save a lot of time wandering around trying to find the registration desk, restaurant or bar.
When trying to navigate the city and figure out where you are, amazingly, you can look up and see a street sign, unlike most large cities.
Men seeking “companionship” need only walk a few steps along the strip to get a phone number conveniently provided on a business card. What do women do if they want companionship?
Well dressed, friendly people in the hotel offering to help you when you look lost should be avoided at all times unless you want to buy a time share.
By the time you get from the street into the monorail station then from your stop to your destination, you may have been able to walk just as quickly.
Never walk through the Excalibur hotel as the Thunder From Down Under show is letting out.
No matter how good a deal you got on your trip, a co-worker has always gotten a better one. Likewise, no matter where you stayed, ate or what you did, there will always be someone to tell you where you should stayed, ate and what you missed doing.
Unless she’s carrying a tray, that good looking woman in the casino asking if you want a drink is not a cocktail waitress.
Some Fun Facts I Learned On My First Vegas Trip
Brilliant!! Very funny but oh so true!!! I especially like the one about the $7.99 prime rib staying with you for a very long time!!!
Shona=-)
Some Fun Facts I Learned On My First Vegas Trip
A sure fire way to prevent ever having chapped lips in Vegas is Aquaphor- it is like vaseline (in a bottle that looks like a small lotion bottle) and can be purchased at any drugstore. It lasts a long time and works like a charm!
I won%26#39;t leave home without it!
ChiTown - Aquaphor is my HolyGrail too. I%26#39;d be a chapped mess without it
HA, great post! Was a good laugh to start the day! And surprisingly true.
Right-on, Right-on...
so funny and true=) loved this!
';Men seeking “companionship” need only walk a few steps along the strip to get a phone number conveniently provided on a business card. What do women do if they want companionship?';
Sit at any casino bar in a minidress sans underwear. You won%26#39;t lack for companionship.
This is so accurate! I love it! Can%26#39;t wait to go back! Everything you said was right on the money.
Great post! I enjoyed reading that.
I%26#39;ve only been home 24 hours and already thionking about another trip there. So many things I didn%26#39;t have time to see and do that I just have top go back. Next time I%26#39;ll choose a different hotel. Not knowing any better, we stayed at NYNY....not a bad hotel by any menas but the clientel made it feel like a frat house. Drunken college kids all over the place.
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